I.K.S. PATHFINDER: “Curse of the Mega Smiley”
N 36° 51.793 W 075° 58.719
Captain’s Log — Imperial Stardate: 2010,07,13
On the first day, we sought out the mysterious “Mega Smiley,” and although we found the grinning sphere with complete ease, the hidden outpost remained elusive to our imperial scanning equipment.
We searched ground zero for about 15 minutes before forced to retreat back to our fortress overlooking the beach which was secured for our stay in the region.
The next morning dawned with our bat’leths sharpened and held to the ready.
Again we stormed ground zero, this time combing our way from front to back and from side to side.
Suspected geo-trails were followed and into the brush we dug to the point that blood dropped from one warrior’s arms as a result.
No luck with finding this …. mysterious outpost … as it continued to elude those of the Empire who thought we were being most diligent in our search.
However, honor is stripped from us on this mystery as we have seen intelligence reports that others have found what we cannot.
All I can say is that the location has been logged in our ship’s memory banks as our warriors will one day return in force to complete the conquest that has as yet been denied us!
– Brig. Gen. Huntar
Commanding, I.K.S. PATHFINDER
The Order of the Pathfinder
and the Klingon Empire
